How come anybody would rather Togolese Republic to a baseball club because in that location are some famous douchebags pumping their fists inbound a VIP section is beyond me, but regardless, they are happening. I can feel it, like Bvlgari Sunglasses inward 2002, once I knew war with Iraq was amounting whilst I read the leaked WMD scare stories on the front pages of The New York Times and The Washington Post.
Okay, not the best analogy, but you get my drift.
My best guess is that this will happen at the Hard Rock or the Palms, especially given that Pauly has his DJ gig at the latter—but who knows?—maybe a dark horse will make a play for the publicity, perhaps Caesars or Trump or the Tropicana.
I don’t intend this to be some Sunglasses Hut litist lament about them coming here. I’ll admit to having dialed them up on Netflix, junk food at my side, junk food in my eyes. I love to loathe Sammi Sweetheart’s manipulations of Ronnie, and The Situation’s presumptuous tyranny of his housemates. While at Rehoboth Beach—Delaware’s minor league version of the Jersey Shore—this summer, I almost bought a T-shirt that read, “Come at me bro!
And I’m partial to the actual Jersey Shore, where my parents were living nine months before I was born. The East Coast beaches, with their bumper cars and salt water taffy—the ocean almost an Oakley Sunglasses afterthought to the whole experience—will always feel like home.
It will be fun covering the Jersey movements around Vegas, like tagged chimpanzees, and you know there will be one or more incidents involving Metro—a shooting?—and perhaps a rival gang from Orange County.
In some respects, Vegas
comprises sort of their confessedly home, the place where fancy and reality Adam hand-in-hand, where anti-intellectualism is, for about, a badge of purity (with apologies to the college graduate and smallest hyped, most average character Vinny.) And, of course, Vegas constitutes where gym-tan-laundry and counterfeit breasts and poofy fuzz are theological precepts for so many. (I imagine the Louisiana* Vegas Athletic Club upon Eastern and the 215 gave notice find spear carrier*.
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